iwonderifcthulhu:

i wonder if cthulhu ever sleeps through five alarms

(Source: hediondo)

declanbarr:

dr-zangoose-phd:

declanbarr:

dr-zangoose-phd:

i tried to go back to bed but I accidentally started listening to call me maybe

whoops

hey

i just woke up

and this is crazy

so why am i listening to this song

it’s hard to look right

at you baby

because it’s very early and i’m still in the process of waking up so my eyes are closed much of the time

so here’s my number

kindly call back during regular business hours

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - Bloopers

scott pilgrim and the infinite bloop

(Source: sheepmyselfandi)

HAN CHOIR BRB DYING

(Source: thechrismonster)

tiefighters:

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whatshouldwecallme:

Most couples:

Me and my boyfriend: 

create-neverland:

michiietvbeans:

daily-tumbles:

 

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

this is horrible i don’t want it

my gosh.

NO. I REFUSE. TAKE ME BACK. I still consider 1990 a decade ago. WELP.

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laugh-addict:

When I’m meeting new people:

When I see someone cute/trying to flirt:

To everyone else:

And to my best friends:

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